Whatsup? are u in?

What is the "in" things now?

What do a plain joe (or Ah Beng) need to transform him into an "in" guy and thus becomes a pussy magnet?

Some of my intensive "copy and paste" research from the internet.
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- Dressed up like Korean stars. wear full sleeves pull over even its 40C day. show off your Emporio Armani undies with low cut jeans, even you don't have a body like Beckham

- very important, dye or at least highlight your hair blonde, red, any other colors but the hair color your parents have given you. have to watch out not too much or you will end up like a private DVD peddlar.

A note of caution, you might spend hours glooming your hair, but never let the effort shows. tidiness is so yester-year. your hair has to be clean but not tidy as the menifestation of your carefree life style


- unintentionally flashing the latest electronic gadgets (e.g. iPod, iPhone, Nokia N82).

The key word here is "un-intentional". constantly showing off these gadget will make u a geek . Thats a "no-no"

again moderation is advised. too many gadgets hanging on your belt will make you an "Ah Long". thats a real turn off.

- Life style. Very important. you have to speak the lingo. tell your friends you "enjoy night out drinking wine".

Need some hard work here to learn the names of some wines and the most difficult part is to pronounce them correctly. Really hard for an Ah Beng to pronounce Frenchie names like "Mourvèdre", "Grenache", "Rolle ou Vermentinu" etc.

It is better off if you focus on Australian wines which are easier to pronounce such as "Chardonnay", "Merlot" Shiraz", and thus avoid the embarassments if the waiter can't understand your order.

It will help if you befriend the bouncers of a night spot and invest in keeping a few bottles of liquors (Chivas, XO) so that when you bring your chics back, you don't have to wait in the Q and pay "first drink fee". PAying for "first drink fee" aka "entrance fee" will automatically downgrade you to 50% of whatever your initial score was.


- Exercising men are "in" now. Join a fitness club and show up once a month just to checkout what are ongoing the events and pick up the "in" words like "Pilates", "Surya Yoga", "group fitness". remember them and use them in your daily conversations to appear cool and thus generating the attraction force of a pussy magnet. Even though the only exercise you do is channel surfing in the sofa and fart. if you don't know any fitness club, some examples here "Fitness first", "California", "Celebrity Fitness" etc etc.


Till next time